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What shenanigans can four gamers possibly get into? Find out as they embark on their journey aboard an airship. Assassins, Dragonborn thugs, strange contraptions. DM Raistlin heads the adventure with his friends Aaron, Bronson, and Nick in this Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition actual play podcast. Welcome to Dice Heist! — Where we roll the dice and see what we can get away with.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Ep. 37 - The Raging Bull
Everyone is acting like bulls in a China shop! Erm, well, I guess that should be bulls in a bar... But that doesn’t have quite the ring to it, now does it?
As the fight rages on, Dirk begins to hate all of the attention from the other fighter, who is just aching to get a piece of him. Meanwhile, Bertram maintains his invisibility but tries to take some hits out on his competitors. Adam, on the other hand, is very much visible and is forced to dodge like a madman, just trying to stay out of the fight.
Will one of our three heroes claim the prize? Or will their cheeky behavior get them disqualified?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - Bring Me Their Heads” by Marty Palounek from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - Last Ditch Effort” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
Ep. 38- Unexpected Victor
The glorious battle at The Raging Bull is finally dwindling to its end and, much to my surprise, our three heroes have managed to hold on. The bout comes to a close with a winner, a bloody runner-up, an unruly contestant, and some sneaky scouting of the reward. We’ll, um, let you listen to find out who is who.
As the trio makes a hasty exit, Adam searches for an answer to the panging calls of hunger he feels after the adrenaline fades. To Adam, the food cart of warm pies must have practically had a halo above it. After Dirk scares the owner of the cart half to death, the gang hurries on to the Lucky Lime for some liar’s dice. However, they are quickly sickened by the disingenuous “pirate” theme of the bar. Will any of them be forced to walk the plank?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Jolly Judge with Fantasy Creatures” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com
“Modern City_Night” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar - Score Music” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Epic - Standing By Me” by Francesco Antonelli from battlebards.com
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Ep. 39- The Liar Reigns
DM Raistlin can’t seem to reign himself in as Bertram starts off strong in Liar’s Dice. Dirk and Adam can’t help but notice that Bertram is able to win his first four rounds before they even have a chance to sit down at the table with him. Once they are seated, it begs the question, will they try to unseat him or give this lie-ing dog a bone?
As they leave the Lucky Lime, Bertram plans on chatting with his new friend, Timothy — the man who oh-so graciously gave Bertram his spot in line. After the pair parts ways, he observes some sketchy goings-on involving dear Timothy...
With our three heroes in need of some truth, they meet up at the Feisty Goblin Saloon for some drinks and a game of Gbln (and, no, that’s not a typo!).
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Jolly Judge with Fantasy Creatures” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com
“Modern City_Night” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar - Score Music” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Ep. 40- Beyond Redemption
Welp, it turns out that hitting a patron of the bar does, indeed have its consequences. One of the contestants must forfeit as one of their knives goes out of bounds... and into someone else. And, speaking of out of bounds, who will be the first to go past their limit into dangerous — dare I say — shwasted territory?
The trio has a surprise encounter with Inaza, leading to a proposal of a business relationship. But will her new invention be viable? That Inaza is a clever one, trying to get people to invest while they’re intoxicated. It’s a bit sneaky, but hey, work with your audience, right?
With two of the trio still standing, the night is not over yet. After some debate, they decide to go to The Ogre and the Ooze for a game of Last Pocket. Will this be their last chance to win and rack up more drinks before their night is finished?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Cosmopolitan Alehouse with Fantasy” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Crooked Pond Alehouse” by Ravi Nidamarthy from battlebards.com
“Modern City_Night” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - Deadly Skirmish” by Moises Alvarez from battlebards.com
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
Ep. 41- Rumor & Truth
The sober-er members of the trio get ready to play Last Pocket with a familiar face — Tibo, who is confident in his ability to win. What Adam and Dirk may not have expected was what a vicious battle it would be! Though, they may even do well enough to earn a place on the podium...
Adam is confronted by a strange figure making even stranger accusations, and doing so with a familiar tone of voice.
Dirk shows us how #deep he can truly be as he opens up to an unsuspecting bar owner. But is it just the booze talking? Or, rather, shouting with as much as he’s had?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Cosmopolitan Alehouse with Fantasy” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Epic - In the Balance” by Thibaud Guichardan from battlebards.com
Voice Over
Erica as Rumor
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Ep. 42- Lore of the Lands Part #4
You know what these guys need? I mean, what they need besides a hangover cure? MONEY! Moo-la. The green stuff. And a possible business venture with Inaza could be their ticket. But will they consider it?
Bertram attempts to work through his daddy issues as his father tries to get to know him better. Jeeze, Dad, perhaps you would know me better if you had just been there my whole life instead of lying to me… At least, that’s what I’d be thinking if I were Bertram. What he feels is indeed taking its toll on him.
Oh boy, speaking of taking a toll on the emotions, Dirk finally gets to go on his date with the elusive Scarlet. As one does on a date, she tells Dirk about why she’s in the city and we are left to wonder if it can even work out with these long lost friends…
Adam is practically sweating over the accusations pointed at him by Rumor, the reporter who has titled him the “Menace of Igelphia.” He begins scrounging for any legal defense he can for when sparks inevitably begin to fly.
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
Special Guests
Kristen as Scarlet
Erica as Rumor
Tuesday Aug 16, 2022
Tuesday Aug 16, 2022
Side Quest: Spelljammer Academy Orientation Pt. #1
What’s this? Two guests have appeared on Dice Heist for our very first Side Quest! Meet Julie and Erica, or rather, Prix Krixel (a Lizardfolk bard) and Rittith (a Bugbear barbarian). Prix and Rittith immediately find themselves aboard a ship in Wildspace under attack! With no time to make introductions or even figure out where they are, they must handle the situation in front of them. Well, really the various mish-mashed creatures that have climbed aboard their vessel. With their Captain dying on the deck of the ship, will they vanquish their foes and take back what’s theirs? Join this all-women crew as they climb aboard the SS Dice Heist!
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Armada's Last Stand - Daring Raid” by Anxo Martinez Calvo from battlebards.com
“Fleet's Final Engagement - Battle Over Deneb” by Richard Daskas from battlebards.com
“Large Explision 7” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“water pour dump from bucket onto street and into drain” by Kyles from freesound.org
“WindowGlass” by P. Jezisek from freesound.org
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Ep. 43- Café Meeting
What a doozy! And, I truly hate to say this, technically Rumor is right about the facts. The intentions, however, is where she is mistaking our dear Adam for a menace. Adam finally hears back from Fulcrum, who will hopefully be able to give the trio some answers about who Rumor is. Adam, Bertram, and Dirk meet with Fulcrum in an Automaton Café where, um, they discuss the unlikelihood that Adam will come out of this with his reputation unscathed. (Did I put that the nicest way possible? Because what I really want to say is how irrefutably SCREWED he is…)
While they’re in the café, Adam becomes distracted as he thinks he sees someone from his past. Wait, no, it can’t be them… Just as he is trying to work out who they might be, because he just can’t put his finger on it, Fulcrum hears some disturbing news on the radio that could spell disaster for the city! The gang springs into action with Fulcrum at their side to see what’s the matter. I wonder… What could be going on now?!
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Restaurant” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Robot Chase” by Josh Dame
“Coffee Machine - 1” by Samuel Gremaud from freesounds.org
“Electric Motor” by Jacob Steel from freesounds.org
“Ham Slicer” by Filipe Chagas from freesounds.org
“Moving Robot Parts” by Shannon A. Honiball from freesounds.org
“Robot Moves His Arm” by Audionauten from freesounds.org
“Robotic Voice 01” by LG from freesounds.org
“Robotic Voice” by The Hidden Voice from freesounds.org
“Easy Going Tavern - The Jolly Judge” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com
Special Guests
Voice over for Fulcrum was provided by Bronson!
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 44- Get to the Quad-motor!
Automatons are detaining people all over the café! Amid the chaos, Fulcrum forces his way to the quad-motor to prepare the group’s getaway. Following behind, Dirk seems to have entered “the zone,” slicing his way out with electric fury. Bertram does what he can to avoid any conflict, going invisible and making his way out with a bit less gusto. He just has to hope the guys won’t leave him behind!
While the others are making their exit, Adam resorts to his ultra-speedy tactics. But, oh no!, they fail him as he is snagged by a Deli-Slicer Bot. Blades whirring a bit to close for comfort, will Adam be able to make it out unscathed?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Prepare for Assimilation” by Josh Dame
Special Guests
Voice over for Fulcrum was provided by Bronson!
Saturday Oct 29, 2022
Saturday Oct 29, 2022
Side Quest: Spelljammer Academy Orientation Pt. #2
What’s this? Two guests have appeared on Dice Heist for our very first Side Quest! Meet Julie and Erica, or rather, Prix Krixel (a Lizardfolk bard) and Rittith (a Bugbear barbarian).
If Prix and Rittith thought that this was any old orientation, they were sorely mistaken! It turns out that this academy not only tests their physical skills, but their efficiency by setting a time constraint on their orientation tasks. As the two work together, Prix has an unintentional out-of-body experience that gets, well, deep. (Get it?)
Through these trials and tribulations, the very dynamic duo finds their own strengths and weaknesses balance each other out. Rittith opens up to Prix, showing another side to her that many do not stick around long enough to see. And while it is all well and good that they are getting to know each other… TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Will they be able to finish orientation in time?
Join this all-women crew as they climb aboard the SS Dice Heist!
Dice Heist is a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com