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What shenanigans can four gamers possibly get into? Find out as they embark on their journey aboard an airship. Assassins, Dragonborn thugs, strange contraptions. DM Raistlin heads the adventure with his friends Aaron, Bronson, and Nick in this Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition actual play podcast. Welcome to Dice Heist! — Where we roll the dice and see what we can get away with.
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Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Ep. 27 Bertram’s Bloodline - An Old Enemy Confronted
Ready for some action? Dirk, Adam, and Tibo were able to remain hidden from Nia and her gang, giving them an advantageous position. Then BAM! Dirk accidentally gives away his position while trying for an attack. What a relief! He is able to find cover once more. Poor Tibo, somehow still not realizing how Dirk and Adam are, you know, the brave heroic type, has futile hopes of them leaving the fight. Kaboom! Dirk chucks in his last Capsule to do some damage. What will we find when the dust clears?
Meanwhile, back at the Order of the Dragon’s Blood — gives me the heebie-jeebies every time — Manfred is using a spell of electric shock that would put a certain emperor to shame *cue maniacal cackling*. Bertram is giving it his all to defeat the black orb’s power, but is he strong enough?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro. And a final thank you to our Guest Kristen for joining us to play the role of Scarlet.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Skirmish Epic - Deadly Contest” by Rafael Hofstadter from battlebards.com
“Boss Fight Theme - He Appears” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Climactic - The Stand “ by Cameron Last from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - Bring Me Their Heads” by Marty Palounek from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - No Escape” by Mark Stothard from battlebards.com
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Ep. 28 Bertram’s Bloodline - Bittersweet Victory
Back to the action! Adam, taking advantage of his hidden position, takes a potshot at Nia. But doing so opens himself up for her deadly archers who strike Adam, causing him to fall to the ground bleeding out.
Nia has other plans, focusing her efforts on freeing the Oblex. If there were a sign, it would show "0 days since last incident" as another unfortunate individual is eaten. Tibo, though very concerned about his paycheck, looks to Adam's condition, unsure how this will unfold…
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro. And a final thank you to our Guest Kristen for joining us to play the role of Scarlet.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Giants On The War March - Earth Shakers Go To War” by Rene van Tol from battlebards.com
“Dark Elf City - Morndingur” by Mike Bridge from battlebards.com
“Expedition - Folkvangr” by Alexander Nakarada from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Dramatic - The Ambush” by Matias Godoy from battlebards.com
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Ep. 29 Bertram’s Bloodline - Leveraging the Enemy
There are a few places I would not want to wake up in: an unknown basement, the woods, a sewer, etc. But one I am adding is definitely a dingy clinic where you might be concerned they were using the same sheets from the night before that someone died in. This is where Adam wakes up, his thoughts immediately going to his friends in need.
With the Oblex on the loose in the city, Dirk and Bertram find themselves in conversation with Fulcrum, an automaton bounty hunter with a unique personality. They realize that the Oblex is capable of some sort of mass mind control, leading them to interrogating Nia and getting the answers…
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro. And a final thank you to our Guest Kristen for joining us to play the role of Scarlet.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Magic Precinct” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Ambulance siren” by stereobrother from freesound.org
“Car rolling on cobblestone” by orlandorizo from freesound.org
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Ep. 30 Bertram’s Bloodline - Mind Games
Run, don't walk, from the Oblex!!! Bertram, Dirk, and Mudbreaker hitch a ride with Fulcrum in his sweet quad. They try to do some recon on the monster, but realize that they are not sure how it "sees" and if what they are seeing is even the truth, given its mind-altering abilities.
Will our heroes be able to stop this creature and free those it has enslaved?
sdince this is part 3, you should all know how these go by now. But in case you haven’t read these notes before, here is what you can expect:
DM Raistlin will go into the details on how the world of Negonia – where this campaign takes place – was created, shedding light on relevant histories.
Bertram, tired of having to walk around all the time, goes to a motor dealership to find the heroes a new ride. In one corner, our bard with his rakish wit. In the other corner, a slimy dealer who is only pretending to have great charisma. I wonder who will out-wit the other?
Dirk decides that he’s been lonely for far too long and sends Scarlette a page asking her out to dinner. Let’s hope that he showered first!
After his date, Dirk meets up with Adam in their new training room to run some combat drills.
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro. And a final thank you to our Guest Kristen for joining us to play the role of Scarlet.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Giants On The War March - Earth Shakers Go To War” by Rene van Tol from battlebards.com
“Expedition - Folkvangr” by Alexander Nakarada from battlebards.com
“Owl” by inchadney from freesound.org
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Ep. 31- Lore of the Lands Part #3
Negonia has a rich, albeit violent, history of rivalry and war. Come and learn about the creation of Negonia with DM Raistlin as he takes listeners through the very earliest days of this world and those who ruled it. And, after the dust settled, the founding of Igelphia took place, making it the oldest city in the entire world.
After your history lesson, be prepared to have some “Oh yeah, I know the feeling” moments as Dirk anxiously makes plans for a date with Scarlet, his childhood companion turned gorgeous new friend. Bertram, doing what he does best, heads to use his striking charm to score the group some new rides. His foe? A motor salesman. And, in other news, Dirk and Adam spar in their new training room, but things go wrong when Adam has another flashback…
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Downtime - Fantasy Ambience” by Alexander Nakarada from battlebards.com
Special Guest
Kristen as Scarlet
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Ep. 32 Holiday Happenings: Mudbreaker’s Gift
The three heroes move into their new home and, yes, they are sharing an apartment again. I’ll bet that Bertram has a chore chart all ready to go. Bertram shows them off and they are actually excited for work the next day. Do they have to pay for parking for their new rides?
As they ride up to work feeling like a bunch of bad bitches, they are surprised to hear that today is “Choosing Day,” whatever that means. And what that means is Mudbreaker surprising them with gifts, a tradition on this day of celebration. Though with great gifts comes great responsibility, as Mudbreaker tells them that not reciprocating can mean some bad mojo for the year to come.
Upon hearing this warning, the gang rushes to get gifts for those closest to them, and what they come up with will leave a smile on your face.
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Ep. 33- Let The Staggering Begin
The heroes are finally able to catch up with one another and boy oh boy does Bertram have a tale to tell. He reveals his newly found Sir-ness — emphasis on the capital “s” — and Dirk and Adam take it surprisingly well given that their good friend was MIA for much too long. As Bertram describes the Order, the knighting, the fight, and even the boring bits, Adam is disappointed he was not there to document the goings on. Perhaps we will see an autobiography of the group someday, hm?
You know what the guys could use? A friggin’ break after all they have been through. Good thing the Tipsy Tournament is happening tonight! They head to the first location, “The Inebriated Scrapper,” to get their first round and sign up for the first event. Wish them luck!
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Jolly Judge” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Backhouse Tavern with Fantasy” by Alexander Buttsynov from battlebards.com
“Fireplace for Six Minutes (Stereo)” by petebuchwald from freesound.org
“Police Siren” by sofialomba from freesound.org
Monday Jan 24, 2022
Monday Jan 24, 2022
Ep. 34- Fancy Footwork
Picking up where we left off, the trio has ordered their first round of drinks and the Pro Fencing competition is getting underway. As one does before a competition, they peer around the room and size up their opponents.
Adam is first up for the event and, at least at first, leaning on his sword skills seems to be enough. Will this be enough?
Dirk, perhaps with some newfound confidence after a date with Scarlet, takes a flashier approach for his entrance. And if that doesn’t spook his opponent, surely his fancy footwork will.
Bertram decides to take things up a notch, bringing his drink with him onto the board.Will he spill a drop and commit alcohol abuse?
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Backhouse Tavern with Fantasy” by Alexander Buttsynov from battlebards.com
“Applause Mono” by alterr from freesound.org
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Ep. 35- The Crooked Bard
Now entering the semi finals! Adam adds a touch of class with some champagne, but will it be enough to win?
Later, Dirk and Bertram have already secured their chances in the finals, but who will reign victorious?
Adam is acting like a Frat boy who can’t help himself chugging drinks from strangers and getting off-kilter. What happened to pacing himself?
Okay, I know I’ve asked a lot of questions here, but I really really need to ask one more: What the f*** is in “Gruel”?!
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - The Backhouse Tavern with Fantasy” by Alexander Buttsynov from battlebards.com
“Modern City-Night” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com
“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com
“Applause Mono” by alterr from freesound.org
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Ep. 36- Dirk Gets Swole
Oh Bertram... It wasn’t curiosity that killed the cat afterall — it’s unfounded confidence that could do him in as he decides to “line ‘em up” at a bar that only serves ale in pitchers. Can you imagine this suave gentleman sitting between two relative giants, chugging pitchers of ale so he doesn’t get beat up?
Dirk takes his drink into the bathroom to, um, doctor it, which leads to him coming out — wait, what do the kids call it? — swole af!
Adam is in his own la la land, just along for the ride, and does his best to walk a straight line.
Later, Dirk gets a bit handsy with Bertram, but it doesn’t go over so well...
Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.
Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.
Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.
If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist
Music/Sound Effects
“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher
“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com
“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com
“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com
“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com
“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com
“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com
“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com
“Skirmish Climactic - It Comes to This” by Maria Oikonomidou from battlebards.com