Ep. 36 - The Tipsy Tourney: Dirk Gets Swole

Ep. 36- Dirk Gets Swole

Oh Bertram... It wasn’t curiosity that killed the cat afterall — it’s unfounded confidence that could do him in as he decides to “line ‘em up” at a bar that only serves ale in pitchers. Can you imagine this suave gentleman sitting between two relative giants, chugging pitchers of ale so he doesn’t get beat up?

Dirk takes his drink into the bathroom to, um, doctor it, which leads to him coming out — wait, what do the kids call it? — swole af!

Adam is in his own la la land, just along for the ride, and does his best to walk a straight line.

Later, Dirk gets a bit handsy with Bertram, but it doesn’t go over so well...

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Music/Sound Effects

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Pirate Tavern - Dagger Tooth Bar” by Dimitris Vachaviolos from battlebards.com

“Skirmish Climactic - It Comes to This” by Maria Oikonomidou from battlebards.com